Star Reporter Returns

After an extended stint in the Harrisonburger Preparatory School dungeons, the Emmettstreak's one and only field reporter is back in the field, opposing crimes against humanity during the day, and the Bobogoblins from Zelda by night. Originally imprisoned indefinitely for wearing his hood in class, our bright young star has fought his way out, past legions of creepily motherly mocha-skinned H-Burg Prep cops and bald Goliaths. Look for his awe-inspiring coverage of local issues in the weeks to come.