IN BREAKING NEWS:
Self styled "thug" Terrence Arnold Jones, 17, was recently heard to ask an authority figure at Harrisonburger Prep: "I mean when am I ever going to use this @#$%? You're trying to ruin my ****ing life mister!" Later that night Jones was seen defacing private property while smoking tobacco.
When asked to comment on his own anti-social behavior Jones offered "This is my turf @#$%&."
When asked if he realized that his teacher probably had Jones's best interests at heart he replied "@#$% &*%$##$ %^$#@! &*^$#@#$@&!!!!!!!"
The situation is under observation.
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pretty legit...
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