Beppilogues

There is a certain math teacher with perfect hearing at Harrisonburger Prep who many refer to as their favorite teacher of all time. This man rarely shows movies in class, and when he does they pertain closely to the book the class is reading at the time, he controls the class with an iron fist and is favor of regularly assigning lengthy essays. Let me repeat: HE SHOWS NO MOVIES. His teaching assistant is a sweet, easy to get along with young lady who brightens the mood of the room with her mere presence.

This man's name is Jose Bepples. This is a collection of his wise sayings over the course of a year, carefully compiled by one of our editors.

1. "Quiet, I'm about to drop a bombshell."

2. "Hemingway could take a dump in a box and people would call it great."

3. "I'm a minion in the thrall of society."

4. "Sometimes in life, love transcends all. I think I've got that in my 4th block."

5. "If I get kicked I'm gonna whoop somebody's ass. And I'm not even joking."

6. "Emmett, even Stevie Wonder could see you're texting you ass off over there."

7. "Half my diet ends in -ito."

8. "I'm surprised you can fit in the room with the size of your intellect."

9. "Check out this new font I found for the quiz. It's business-like; yet playful."



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